Dear Diary:
Thursday, Aug. 9, 2012, 8:30 a.m. Overheard on the M96:
Riding the crosstown bus on a steamy summer morning crowded with freshly showered folk en route to work, I overheard an entomological discussion that made me want to turn around and head back into the shower:
“So she moved the bed near the wall and sure enough they got bedbugs and she's all bitten up, but he doesn't have a single bite.â€
“What do you mean? Why wouldn't he have any bites, sleeping in the same bed?â€
“Well, he snores like a freight train and the bedbugs don't like the noise.â€
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