A silver coffee pot, a couple of knives, a fork, a coaster for a bottle of wine: the loot was spread out on the table the way the police would spread out guns or drugs hauled in from a bust that would make the 11 o'clock news.
But the well-polished table was made of African maple, fancier than anything in the usual police station house. And this was no precinct house; it was the Waldorf-Astoria. The stolen goods had been returned under an amnesty program.
Bring back our spoons, the Waldorf said. Our forks. Our long-lost teapots that had been âsecretly checked out,â as the hotel put it on its Facebook page. âWe're giving you the chance to give it back, no questions asked.â
Some newspaper articles were more pointed after the amnesty program was announced in June: âDo you have a souvenir from New York's legendary Waldorf-Astoria hotel that perhaps you shouldn't have?â USA Tod ay wondered. âPerhaps Aunt Bessy had sticky fingers?â
The Waldorf does not know how many Aunt Bessies have left with larceny in their luggage. The hotel has not kept track of items that have disappeared over its long history, first as side-by-side hotels on Fifth Avenue, then for the past 81 years at 301 Park Avenue at 50th Street.
And hotel officials acknowledged that even a Perry Mason would have a problem proving that some items had been stolen.
âOur towels aren't branded,â said Meg Towner, the hotel's social-media manager. âThe bathrobes are. But bathrobes take up a lot of space in a suitcase.â (A âplush terry robeâ sells for $125 on the Waldorf's Web site.)
The silver coffee pot sent back by Judy Schreiber, a psychotherapist who lives in San Diego, would have crowded a suitcase - probably her father's, she said.
âMy dad and my mom had a one-night honeymoon in 1938,â she said. âI think going to the Waldorf was a huge deal in those days, huge. There was not a lot of money around. And, the story goes, my dad stole it, basically. Every year on their anniversary, he took it out and served coffee on it.â
Matt Zolbe, the hotel's director of sales and marketing, said that Ms. Schreiber was one of about 15 people who returned items before the amnesty program ended on Sept. 15. An additional 15 or so items have been promised.
He said he was pleased by those numbers. After all, the Waldorf did not start the amnesty program because it needed used silverware, he said, but because it was looking for attention on social media.
âSocial media is ravenous for content,â he said, and that puts pressure on hotel executives to hold their Facebook followers' interest. The Waldorf had 15,882 of them, as of last Friday, and the amnesty program will give them something to see: The hotel is posting images of the returned items and will eventually display them in the lobby - but not polic e photos of the people who handed them in.
âThe word âamnesty' was always used as a word that would be compelling in and of itself,â Mr. Zolbe said. âThe idea that we would be litigious was never part of the program, and the word âamnesty' was probably less useful for social media. âAmnesty' is probably why we got snarky comments like âWhat do you think the statute of limitations is on something taken in 1935?'â
He said some items came from âJohn Doesâ and âJane Does,â people who had slunk in and, desperate to avoid the third degree, declined to give their names as they slipped the pirated items across the front desk.
Most of the objects, though, came from people who signed their names and told stories that might or might not hold up in the interrogation room.
Paula Herold, a theatrical producer, said her mother's response to the amnesty program had been straight-faced. She summoned Ms. Herold and sent her off to the Waldorf w ith two butter knives that Ms. Herold's grandmother had pocketed at charity lunches in the 1950s - one knife one year; the other the next.
âShe only went those two times,â Ms. Herold said. âGod only knows, the Waldorf might not have any silverware if she'd gone more.â
Nathanael Mullener, a retired psychologist from New Orleans, said he was sending back a teapot, âa compact, pink one-cupper with silver trimâ that had had a place in a corner cabinet in his family's house in Queens when he was growing up.
âIt looks like it may have come from the '20s or '30s,â he said. âI'm 75 years old, and it's been in my life as long as I can remember.â
Its provenance troubled him, even when he was younger. âI actually couldn't enjoy using it,â he said. âThere was no doubt it was pilfered. I could understand why someone would want it, but I couldn't understand anyone in my family taking it, with a few exceptions.â
Other hotels have t ried amnesty programs: the Mayflower hotel in Washington announced one in 2007, but did not accept everything that was offered.
âWe had somebody who wanted to return a bathtub,â Keith McClinsey, the director of sales, said.
He said hotels had to be careful about the authenticity of items they took back. One item the Mayflower would not accept if it had another amnesty program was the brass-plated plaque from Room 871, the suite in which Eliot Spitzer stayed with a prostitute.
Mr. McClinsey had the plaque that was there when Mr. Spitzer checked out taken down as soon as the story hit the newspapers.
âWe replaced it with an identical one,â he said. âThat one was stolen, as we expected it might be.â
He said the hotel replaced the room number with âa series of literally several that we would print out in Word and put in a little black frame.â He added, âWe went through about five of them.â
He said one was soon advertised for sale on eBay.
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